1 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,966 Woody! I see you. 2 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,801 Hi, sweetie. 3 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:55,468 Yeah. Oh, me? I… I'm just stretching, doing the dead baby bug. 4 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,553 Oh, okay, yeah. 5 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,805 When you're done, can you come inside? Your daughter needs you. 6 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,311 I'll come in. Yeah. Okay. 7 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,396 Fuck. 8 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,022 We are so sorry, Olive. 9 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,817 I can't imagine how hard this must be for you. 10 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,695 Calling off your engagement, that's a big decision. 11 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,700 Yeah. 12 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,411 Say something. 13 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,163 Sweetheart… 14 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,121 I just got to tell you, this… 15 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:27,500 This fiancé of yours, stone-cold moron. 16 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,461 He's a terrible musician, terrible sense of style, 17 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,547 very confusing dancer. 18 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,884 He always has a hot dog at the movies. 19 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:39,721 I think in the grand scheme of things, this is a good thing. 20 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:43,141 Have you tried reaching out to Jimmy? Just to get his perspective? 21 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,517 -What? Why? -That's... 22 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,853 Oh, yeah. Let's hear what a man has to say. 23 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,355 -No, that's not what I meant. -Fuck men! Fuck the patriarchy! 24 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,195 Hey, patriarch, what do you have to say? 25 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:56,196 I think I'm more or less in the way here, 26 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:01,288 and that I should leave you guys to have a… an important, 27 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,912 you know, girls' weekend. 28 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,376 -I'll just stay out of your way, and… -Wood… 29 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,045 I'm gonna shoot out to see Matthew. 30 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,383 -Great. -In Austin? 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,136 He does live in Austin, so, yeah… 32 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,974 But, you know, he's been hounding me, I told you, to come out there. And… 33 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:26,476 So, I'll just leave you guys here, you know, for the time being, 34 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,229 and you could maybe do some coconut ice cream 35 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,855 and have pillow fights, 36 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,859 and watch the Sisters of the Traveling… movie. 37 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,615 And… And I'll be back. 38 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,365 How is it possible that someone who lives with three women 39 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,242 knows so little about women? 40 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:45,912 Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender. 41 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,331 Okay. I think we should all be together 42 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,792 because Olive needs her family now more than ever. 43 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,211 We're saying the same thing. I… 44 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,462 Fuck men, right? 45 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,922 What's even the point of 'em? 46 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,345 We are going to stay together. 47 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,934 "Life is our résumé." 48 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,140 It is our story to tell, 49 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,227 and the choices we make write the chapters. 50 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,605 Can we live in a way where we look forward to looking back? 51 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,274 "That's the question." 52 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,864 Matthew McConaughey, Greenlights. 53 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,864 Now, look, I do consider myself a bit of a wordsmith, all right? 54 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,329 And the six million copies of my book, Greenlights, can back that case up. 55 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,791 Yet here I am, struggling to write a speech. 56 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,707 To be fair, it's no ordinary speech. 57 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,834 "Ladies and gentlemen. This is a…" 58 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:36,546 Heck, it might just be one of the most important speeches of all time, 59 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,464 to honor my late father's legacy. 60 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,342 Ladies and gentlemen. 61 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:45,017 "My father was many things. 62 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,557 Cowboy." 63 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,562 Yeah. 64 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,768 "A Texan." 65 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,773 Yep. 66 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:53,650 "A man." 67 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,984 Oh, for fuck's sake, McConaughey. 68 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:02,655 It's a fucking after-school special at the Hallmark Card Convention. 69 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,367 Let's just see if we can make it not sound like AI's writing it. 70 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,578 He's been at this for days now. 71 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,998 Oh, little girl, you just don't understand the process. 72 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,339 Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show? 73 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,423 -Inspiration comes… -Dad. 74 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,175 …In the strangest of places… 75 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,052 -And right now, I'm just here… -Big Mac. 76 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,012 -…waiting for it to hit me. -Yeah. 77 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,138 -In the meantime… -Was… 78 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,269 I just need peace and quiet... 79 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,443 That Woody? 80 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:43,158 Greetings, McConaugheys! 81 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,029 -Oh, yeah, River! -Get in here. 82 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,156 -Hey. Okay. -Oh, hey. 83 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,320 What the hell are you doing here, man? You drove all the way to Texas? What for? 84 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,414 I just needed time to decompress. 85 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,125 You don't do shit, Woody. Decompress from what? 86 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,507 No, I'm just feeling very compressed. 87 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,089 You know? Like… Truth be told, 88 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,341 Olive is going through a bit of a situation, 89 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,926 -and… -Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 90 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,138 The… The estrogen just flowing through the household 91 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,807 was more than one simple guy like me could bear, right? 92 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,684 So I thought, bring her out to the plains 93 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,395 and let her scare off the coyotes with her wails. 94 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,439 Understood. Hey, listen. 95 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,773 You know you're family, right? 96 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,651 And all of my earthly possessions are yours to share. 97 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,862 -Goes both ways. Except for the bus. -All right. 98 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,489 The thing is, today is not the ideal time to be showing up. 99 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,450 I'm not gonna be much fun for the next 24 hours. 100 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,119 Let me tell you why. Tomorrow morning, I got a pep rally. 101 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,662 We're retiring my dad's jersey. 102 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,332 I've been putting this event together for months, right? 103 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,877 And I got to give the speech, of course, which has to be perfect, right? 104 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,463 But I haven't written it yet. So I got to be head down, 105 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,006 writing from now until tomorrow. 106 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,091 After that, you and I can lollygag and hang out all we want. 107 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,718 But right now, I need 100% focus. Are we cool? 108 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,513 Say no more. And you won't even know we're here. 109 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,097 -Okay. -Just one more thing. 110 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:38,102 I'm gonna need access to your water line, gas line, gray water clear-out line. 111 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:43,149 And it would be huge if you had a pellet tray of activated charcoal. 112 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,901 Where am I? In my office. 113 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,819 -In your office. I'll talk to the wife. -There you go. 114 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,463 -Thanks for coming. See you tomorrow. -Okay. I love you, brother. 115 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,451 -So, what's it been? Like a year, right? -Yeah, yeah. 116 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,662 Yeah, you really filled out since the last time I saw you. 117 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,413 You think? Well, thank you very much. 118 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,832 I mean, you've filled out too. 119 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,750 You can't tell a girl that she's filled out. 120 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,877 Oh, no, no. Not like your chest or anything. 121 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,592 I meant, like, your whole body, like in a body-positive kind of way. 122 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,095 No, I'm just fucking with you. 123 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,886 Oh, no. Totally, obviously. That's what I thought. 124 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,721 And that's good 'cause I love being fucked with. 125 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,561 I'm… I'm a total fuckboy. 126 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,820 Dude, I know that you're working, 127 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,235 but on the way into town, 128 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,571 we found some gourds by the side of road. 129 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,947 And I ask you, 130 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,788 what is better for creativity than gourd soup? 131 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,207 All right. Thank you, buddy. 132 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,210 My dad… 133 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,632 All right. 134 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,594 Thank you. 135 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:53,887 And if you find any hairs in it, 136 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:57,394 that's just from the raccoons who were fighting over it when we pulled over. 137 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,189 All right. Thanks, buddy. 138 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:01,773 Okay, buddy. 139 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:08,989 How's the speech going? 140 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,741 It's going all right. Easing my way into it, 141 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,076 walking down memory lane, getting in the zone. 142 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,126 I mean, you're lucky you got all those great memories of your dad. 143 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,459 All I got is a couple of mug shots 144 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:28,133 and a heart-shaped cigarette burn he gave me. 145 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,679 This is a nice desk. Mahogany? 146 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,395 I'm hungry. 147 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,899 Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thanks for stopping by, man. 148 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,855 Man, I gotta be honest. 149 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:50,322 I have never felt so out of my depths with the women in my life. 150 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,822 I got to be honest, that's kind of how I'm feeling with this speech. 151 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,241 I want it to be so damn perfect, 152 00:08:56,245 --> 00:09:00,537 my analysis seems to be suffering from a paralysis. 153 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,585 Well, I'm sure he'd be proud of whatever it is you… 154 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,297 What do you got so far? Let me be your sounding board. 155 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,635 "What can I say about a man like Big Mac?" 156 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,765 That's all I got so far. 157 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,766 I've done 50 drafts, but I can't seem to find my way in, man. 158 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,811 Which is why you and your gourd soup, all right, 159 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,647 -need to give me some quiet time. -You know what? 160 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,736 -I know what your problem is. -Oh, you do? 161 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,860 You're constipated. 162 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,028 No, sir. Dropped a deuce this morning. 163 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,990 -I'm doing just fine in that department. -I'm not talking about constipated here. 164 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,033 I'm talking about constipated here. 165 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,287 You don't even know how fucking lucky you are 166 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:46,916 that the universe dropped me into your path on this very day. 167 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,210 Because I know what you need. 168 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,504 You need to get thrown off balance. 169 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:55,258 No, what I need is the solitude to find my monologue, buddy. 170 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,510 All right? When I do that, then I can write the dialogue. 171 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:02,348 No, you need to dialogue with me in order to maybe find your monologue. 172 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,850 Woody, with all due respect, 173 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,977 would you please get the fuck out of my office? 174 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,856 Or, we both get the fuck out of your office and get one drink. 175 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,774 -No. It's not gonna happen. -That is gonna happen. 176 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,359 No, it's not gonna happen. 177 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,443 -Yes, it is. Come on. -I gotta write this. Come on. 178 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,702 Okay, have it your way. 179 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,829 Bye, Woody. Love you, Woody. 180 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:31,256 "My dad had a dick as big as Texas." 181 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,886 This is a high school audience, McConaughey. 182 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,638 What are you fucking doing? 183 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,729 What? 184 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:53,862 Woody? 185 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,322 -One drink. -That's all I want is one drink. 186 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,037 -I'll get Joy to call us an Uber. -I'll be back. 187 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:07,747 Hey, Joy had her doubts. Turns out, Uber Pool is Uber Cool. 188 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,337 -You at the game! -Yeah! 189 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,176 -Are you really Matthew McConaughey? -Yes, I am. 190 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,092 Would you sleep with my girlfriend? 191 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,264 No, I will not. 192 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,097 -Can I tell people that you did though? -No, you cannot. 193 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,306 Woody? Can I… 194 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,350 Yeah, tell them what you want. 195 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,060 Just make me sound cool. 196 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,562 -Thank you, Mr. Harrelson. -Hey, Wood. 197 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,648 I thought we were going to Whistler's. We should have been there 15 minutes ago. 198 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:34,983 We were going to Whistler's, 199 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,736 but then Tanner knows a spot that's just a little ways up. 200 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,572 All right, well, what's a little ways? 201 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,241 Thirty, 40, hour tops, man. 202 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,454 Definitely more than an hour. 203 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,161 Okay, here we go. 204 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,206 Hey, dude, sometimes you gotta travel to get to a cool spot. 205 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,255 -I mean, just enjoy the ride, man. -Yeah. 206 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,547 Hey, you mind if we kill the AC? 207 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,967 -I don't fuck with Freon. -No, Wood. No, do not kill the AC. 208 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,886 I need it back here. It's hot. 209 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,054 You know who else is really hot? 210 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,431 Mother Earth. 211 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,057 She's parched and dying 212 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:13,188 because the ozone layer's been depleted because of this vehicle's Freon abuse. 213 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,522 You can close the vent on your side. 214 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,691 Now that's not really the point, is it, Tanner? 215 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,527 -Please don't touch that knob. -Yeah, no, I'll touch this knob. 216 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,862 Do not kill the AC. 217 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,741 When you tell me not to touch that knob, it makes me want to touch all the knobs. 218 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,826 And now it's not even about the fucking Freon. 219 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,329 -What the fuck, man? -Hey, man, don't hit my hand. 220 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,331 He asked you not to touch his knob, dude. 221 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,374 -Fuck, man. -I'll touch any knob I want, dude. 222 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,293 -Don't touch that. -It's your brother's car. 223 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,253 -Motherfucker, you're getting no stars! -Don't touch that! 224 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,338 What the fuck, man? 225 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,843 He's gonna spew! 226 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,217 Tanner. Tanner! 227 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,844 -Unlock the child lock. -Get off me, man. 228 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,141 Unlock the fucking child lock. 229 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,932 I hate you, Matthew McConaughey! 230 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,187 What the fuck, man? 231 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,650 Fucking climate deniers. 232 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,606 Still no service. 233 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,026 Well, you're a real ass-half-empty type of guy, ain't you? 234 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,486 You mean "glass-half-empty"? 235 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,034 No, I mean ass-half-empty. That's the saying. 236 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,449 No, it's not. What does that even mean? 237 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,993 Well, what the fuck is a half-empty glass? 238 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,495 Empty of what? 239 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:14,457 The point is, the night is gonna take us where it's gonna take us. 240 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,292 You need to just let go. 241 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,171 Let the universe universe. Stop trying to control every little thing. 242 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,174 Dude, just because I'm trying to have some semblance of a speech 243 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,093 for my dad's ceremony tomorrow morning, 244 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,182 does not mean I'm trying to control everything. 245 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,601 Boy, this would be a good place to shoot a horror film. 246 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,858 Yeah. I kinda feel like we're already in one. 247 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,781 Fuck. 248 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,072 I let my kidnapping insurance lag. 249 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,746 If things go sideways, you take out the big guy, I'll run for help. 250 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,121 You zig, I'll zag. I'm better at zagging. 251 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,669 Hey! Bud, do you mind giving us a ride into town? 252 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,214 Of course. Hop in. 253 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,504 Wait a second, man, I know you. 254 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,881 You're TMZ, man. 255 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,048 This guy… This guy is TMZ. 256 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,426 You were outside my kid's school the other day, man. 257 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,635 You following us? 258 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,179 Yeah, I've been following you guys. 259 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,432 Hey, but I was definitely five feet away from that fence at your kid's school. 260 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,437 Always respectful. 261 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,644 Gentleman. Let's go. 262 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,901 Dude, I'm not riding with TMZ. 263 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,652 Would you rather walk? 264 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,614 Thanks for the ride, dude. 265 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,948 Yeah, it's my pleasure, man. 266 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:33,119 You guys mind if I record everything you say and post it on TMZ online later? 267 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,371 -Sure, why not? -Yes, we do. 268 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,044 Oh, yeah. No, don't do that. 269 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,419 Damn. I just got a possible Joe Rogan sighting. 270 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,463 I heard a rumor he might run for governor. 271 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,008 I got nothing against Joe Rogan, but he's a Jersey boy. 272 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,515 Texans want a real Texan in the mansion. 273 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,179 Hear, hear! 274 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,890 Hey, you know who always talked about running for office? 275 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,226 My dad. He would've been a great governor. 276 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,186 You always knew where you stood with him. 277 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,021 And, you know, he'd say, "Come hell or high water," 278 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,444 if I tell you I'm gonna walk through the door with you, 279 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,818 "I'm gonna walk through the door with you." 280 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,529 I like that right there. 281 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,739 That's good. Putting that in my speech. 282 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,867 And the man is in his flow state. 283 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,120 Oh, hey, you mind if we take a detour? 284 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,206 I love a detour. Where we going? 285 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,628 Hey, will you turn that up? 286 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,754 "Ramblin' Man." That's my dad's favorite song. 287 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,508 Maybe this is a sign from the universe. Okay, let's make this count. 288 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:33,388 Daddy used to say, "Wherever I hang my hat, that is my home." 289 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,558 And the world… the world would welcome him. 290 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:40,186 And that was Big Mac even to this day. 291 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:44,570 Because sages don't die, they just fade away. 292 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,656 All right, homies. We're here. 293 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,783 Save. 294 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,411 That's it, buddy. 295 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:54,830 My opus. 296 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,288 That's everything I ever wanted to say about my dad. 297 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,587 Thank you for getting me out. 298 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,419 All right, get my ass home. I need some sleep. 299 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,547 No, no. There's plenty of time for sleep, but me and Jesus, 300 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,258 we made this pit stop for a reason. You trust me? 301 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,385 -No. Oh, God. -Okay, come on. 302 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,225 All right, my man. Come on. 303 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:25,903 You son of a bitch. 304 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,196 …a lot more exciting bull riding for you here tonight. 305 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,323 Our next rider is from Lockhart. 306 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:37,285 He recently won money in his hometown rodeo, and… 307 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,415 Jackpot rodeo. 308 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,584 And here we go! 309 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,342 Jackpot rodeo. 310 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,475 My dad used to ride here, man. 311 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:04,269 That's why I brought you here. He was a champion bull rider. 312 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,692 Yeah, you're damn right he was. 313 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,736 Me and Ma Mac came down here one time to watch him ride. 314 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,571 I mean, I always wanted to ride like him, right? 315 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,739 So, I went to get on a bull, 316 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,450 and Ma Mac has me by the back of the hair and says, 317 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,786 "No way you're gonna take a chance messing up 318 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,956 your future moneymaker, young Matthew." 319 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,874 All right, our next rider is getting settled in… 320 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,880 Well… 321 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,384 Ma Mac ain't here now, is she? 322 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,433 Nah, dude. 323 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,391 You think? 324 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,521 I think. 325 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,565 -Fuck it. -Fuck it. 326 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,070 Fuck it. 327 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,875 And next up, the biggest bull in the ring, the Guv'Na. 328 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,998 -Wallet. -Got it. 329 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,333 The holy grail. Guard this with your life. 330 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,922 -Of course. Of course. -All right. 331 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,674 I'm ready. 332 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,897 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit it. 333 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,191 He took quite a fall there. 334 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:33,572 -Matthew! -He's not getting up. 335 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:39,453 Buddy. Come on. 336 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,586 You all right? 337 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,346 He's okay, folks. 338 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,893 Yeah! 339 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,641 Holy shit! 340 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,684 -You're a bull rider. -How's my face? Huh? 341 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,312 -Good. It's still there. -You know how I did? I go eight seconds? 342 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,317 At least. 343 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,362 It's a natural fucking high, man. Give me my phone. 344 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,653 -Phone. Phone. -Oh, no, no, no. It's here, it's here. I… 345 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,866 It's around. Excuse me. 346 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,327 Hang on. I dropped it in the ring. 347 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,576 Here we go. 348 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,083 Okay. We might have a little situation. 349 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,212 You think we can put this in rice or something? 350 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,711 What the fuck, man? My speech was on there. 351 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,879 I… Is it in the cloud? 352 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,635 No. It's not on the cloud. 353 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,342 There's no reception. It was a draft. 354 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,636 Okay, but you wrote it. Well, you can rewrite it, yeah? 355 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,138 No, I can't rewrite it, dude. It doesn't work like that. 356 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,557 It wrote itself, man. 357 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,268 It came down from my father in the heavens, man. 358 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,395 I was in the zone. I can't rewrite it. 359 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:54,858 Dude, I have always said why do they put pockets on shirts? 360 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,694 -They're so incompetent, you know? -This is… This is typical, man. 361 00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,154 -What do you mean? -How do you make such a simple, 362 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,949 straight line so fucking crooked? 363 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,827 Dude, a bull stepped on it. He didn't do it on purpose. 364 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,662 See, it's shit like that. 365 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,581 You know? Man, I love you, bud. 366 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,208 I do, man, but I should be home right now. 367 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,335 Next to my beautiful wife in my beautiful bed, 368 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,046 getting beautiful rest before I give a beautiful fucking speech. 369 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,590 But no, man, you don't care about that. 370 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,175 -I do. -No, you don't. 371 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:23,595 You breeze into town uninvited and you make it all about you. 372 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,222 Mr. Go-With-The-Flow. As long as it's your flow. 373 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,224 Dude, I got you out of your head. 374 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,731 No. This is what you got me, man. 375 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,564 Hey, and don't pretend that you came to see me 376 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,774 out of the goodness of your own heart because you didn't. 377 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,069 Anytime there's a sign of trouble, you can't deal. 378 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,529 You were having family trouble, 379 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,827 and you just run away just like you always do. 380 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,415 -Fuck you, Matthew. -Fuck you, Wood. 381 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,464 Eight seconds, man. 382 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,963 Can you take care of my phone? Eight fucking seconds. 383 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,012 Eight seconds? You didn't even last one! 384 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,851 That was a low blow, Wood. I'm sorry. 385 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,684 Woody, come on, man. Let's go home. 386 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,482 I'll find my own way home. 387 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,715 Think we can make it to the school by 8:00? 388 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:40,759 That's gon' be tight. 389 00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,468 Hey, one of y'all have a phone I can borrow? 390 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,179 It's loud. I can't hear… Where are you? 391 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,348 I mean, we're all leaving to the rally now. 392 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,646 Something smells like shit. 393 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,525 I love you. We'll see you there. 394 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,108 What happened last night? And why aren't you and Matthew together? 395 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,777 Val, I respect you too much to tell you 396 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:06,531 that your husband is a fucking raging asshole. 397 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,449 So, I'm not gonna do that. 398 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,869 Harrelsons, let's go. We're out of here. 399 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,667 Woody, we need four hours to charge the solar first. 400 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,892 Any idea where Matthew is? 401 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:36,815 -He's on right after the cheerleaders. -Yeah, I'm sure he's close by. 402 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,113 Ms. Lucy, I hope your chicken wins that blue ribbon. 403 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,827 Hey, Trishan. How about a ride, bud? 404 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:50,621 Alpha One is landing. 405 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,206 Come on. Come on. 406 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,958 Cue the intro. Cue the intro. 407 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:04,134 Give a boot scootin' welcome to Austin's own Matthew McConaughey. 408 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,598 Matthew McConaughey? 409 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,395 There we go. 410 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,899 Give a boot scootin' welcome to Austin's own Matthew McConaughey. 411 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:23,983 Thank you. 412 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,489 Hey, everybody. 413 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,158 Okay. I just made it. 414 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,410 Sorry about being late. 415 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:35,203 {\an8}Hey, Ernesto, can we cut that spotlight and just turn on the main light? 416 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,208 {\an8}There we go, thank you. 417 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,877 Hey, here we are. 418 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,627 Again, sorry I'm late. 419 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,384 I had a… had a… had a bit of a wild night. 420 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,055 You could say I had kind of a Big Mac night actually. 421 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,556 You know, my dad, he was the kind of guy who'd walk out the door for a quick errand 422 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,230 then maybe not make it back home for six days. 423 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,146 Yeah. Not 'cause, you know, 424 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,941 he'd forget or he was being irresponsible or whatever, 425 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,401 but just because he was the kind of man 426 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:10,909 that would stop to help somebody fix their truck, you know? 427 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,414 Greet, meet and hang out with a stranger until who knows when. 428 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,710 The kind of guy who would head out with a friend and… 429 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,421 And just see where the… 430 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,132 The hunch took 'em. 431 00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,464 Yeah, last night did not go as planned. 432 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,800 Trust me, I had this thing coordinated to the second. 433 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,303 I had a slides how, we had fireworks. 434 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,513 We had it timed, I'd come out the back in the spotlight. 435 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:39,188 I had a great speech written and all that's out the door. 436 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,064 And who cares? 437 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,485 Because I'm here now with you, 438 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:50,278 my family, in the place where my dad, Big Mac, 439 00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,696 learned to take a hit. 440 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:57,539 Where he learned to put it all on the line for the… the guy next to him. 441 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:03,124 I got a friend like that. 442 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,379 He does that for me. 443 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:06,840 I hope y'all do too. 444 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,631 We're here in the place where my dad 445 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:13,263 learned to become a man, a father and a Texan. 446 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,099 And I miss him. 447 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,604 Love you, Dad. 448 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,814 And go Boot Scooters. 449 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,902 Hey, look at that. Just like we choreographed. 450 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,995 Little early to start drinking, huh, Ma Mac? 451 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,539 Weren't you just leaving? 452 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:46,167 This isn't a drink. This is my morning coffee and Kahlúa. 453 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:48,632 There's barely any vodka in here. 454 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:53,675 I… I'm surprised you ain't at the Big Mac celebration. 455 00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:55,218 Well, you know, 456 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:58,137 there's a way people want to remember things 457 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,015 and there's a way things really were. 458 00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:02,187 Let me tell you something. 459 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:07,063 If it weren't for me, Matthew would just be some half-naked, 460 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,904 oiled up background dancer at the Magic Mike show in Vegas. 461 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,824 Well, I will say he loves you the most. 462 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,826 It's just boys and their fathers. 463 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,202 Yeah. Boy… 464 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,705 Boys and their fathers. You got that right. 465 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,667 You know, I can't help but wonder if I'd have been a better parent 466 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:31,546 if I'd had a better role model than Clive V. Harrelson, 467 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,632 -prisoner number 57382, you know? -Uh-uh, 468 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,889 you just listen here to me for a minute. 469 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:40,809 Ain't no one all good or all bad. 470 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,391 I knew your daddy. 471 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,518 He had his qualities. 472 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,858 Of course, truth to tell, first sign of trouble, 473 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,857 he would always just scamper off. 474 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,404 You know, like you're doing now. 475 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,740 You knew my… Ma Mac, I've known you 25 years. 476 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:01,201 You're just now telling me that you knew my dad? 477 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,952 Well, I mean, it's not that… 478 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,000 It's not that I was advertising. 479 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,213 It happened during one of mine and Big Mac's divorces. 480 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:13,550 I think it… Oh, I think it was the second one. 481 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:17,471 Yeah, it happened then. Yeah. 482 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,225 What happened? 483 00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:26,601 Did you and my father have sexual relations? 484 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:29,608 Shit, Woodrow, I can't believe you. 485 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,898 What happened to your manners? 486 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:36,027 This is not the kind of conversation you initiate with a woman of quality. 487 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,905 It's just that, you know, maybe it's not a total coinkydink 488 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,491 that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers. 489 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:44,285 That's all I'm saying. That's… And that is all I'm saying. 490 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,453 Oh, my God. 491 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:50,917 Are you… Are you saying that possibly Big Mac wasn't Matthew's dad? 492 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:52,627 Who said anything like that to you? 493 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,963 -I think you're confused. -Ma Mac. 494 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,802 I need a real drink. 495 00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,801 I think you've had quite enough of this. 496 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,845 Ma Mac, where are you going? 497 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,013 Wha… Are you saying that me and Matthew… 498 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,602 Don't worry about it, Woody. 499 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:25,455 Woody! 500 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,912 -What the hell was that? -Matthew! 501 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,164 Oh, my God. Is he dead? 502 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,082 -Oh, my God. -No, I don't think so. 503 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,546 Just wait on the bus. 504 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:36,633 Matthew. 505 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,512 -Matthew. Yeah. -Wood, hey. Buddy, 506 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,140 I owe you an apology. Hey, look at me. 507 00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:49,021 I've been in a bit of a rut lately, okay? 508 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,811 Remember yesterday, I told you I was having a rough day? 509 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,526 Well, that's bullshit, man. I've been having a rough year. 510 00:28:56,987 --> 00:29:02,030 I'm the same age as my dad was when he died and I don't know, man. 511 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:05,325 It's been fucking with my head. 512 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:06,705 So, I apologize. 513 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,788 I apologize too. Yeah, you know, 514 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,666 -Ma Mac said something to me... -Can I… Can I finish? 515 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,252 -Okay, but I... I need to... -It's just one more. I know, I know. 516 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,050 But last night, buddy, the universe… 517 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:21,386 It spoke to me, man. 518 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:25,474 My purpose has never been more clear than it is right now. 519 00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:30,562 I'm gonna run for governor. 520 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,311 Are you fucking high? 521 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:35,813 I've never been more clear in my life. 522 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,023 -I know. -Listen to me. 523 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:39,859 And I'm gonna need you to stay here with me. 524 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,737 I'm gonna need you by my side on the campaign trail, okay? 525 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:46,074 You're the one that got me to see. You're the secret ingredient. 526 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,909 You're one of the only people I can trust, man. 527 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:51,083 You and Val are the two people in my life that always shoot me straight. 528 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,418 And call me on my bullshit. 529 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,668 And that will never keep something from me. 530 00:29:56,672 --> 00:30:00,380 And I'm gonna need as much of that as I can get on this governor run. 531 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:02,507 I'm gonna shoot you straight now, 532 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,425 -I'm a fucking anarchist… -Yes. 533 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:08,930 …and I think this is the stupidest, craziest fucking idea you ever had. 534 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,431 Exactly. 535 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:13,313 That's what I'm talking about, man. And this… Look at me, look at me. 536 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,068 I need you, brother. 537 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,574 What do you say? 538 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:29,580 You… 539 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,000 Fuck it. 540 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:40,795 We're gonna do this. We're gonna fucking do this. 541 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:43,135 Thank you. Now, listen. What were you saying about Ma Mac? 542 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,057 Well, I… 543 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,682 I don't know if this is the ideal time to... 544 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,086 This is the perfect time for whatever. I can handle anything. 545 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:59,610 Okay, well, I think Ma Mac… 546 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,363 And this is not 100% sure… 547 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,533 I think Ma Mac might have a drinking problem. 548 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,955 Oh, shit, man. 549 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,374 She's had that since before I was born. 550 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,628 Oh, yes. I love you.